The following SNL skits : The Ladies' Man, Pimp Chat, Celebrity Jeopardy, Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald (Colin Quinn can bite me), anything with Darrel Hammond as Bill Clinton or Will Ferrel as Janet Reno or Dana Carvey as Ross Perot/George Bush, Cartoons by Robert Smigel, the Roxbury guys
Summer/Fall/Winter Lacrosse (oh hell, and Spring too)
MP3s
Stuffed Crust Pizza (how come everybody else thinks its nasty, it rules!)
General Tso's Chicken, Kung Pao Beef/Chicken, Egg Rolls + whatever that awesome sauce is
My dad's stories about his college/medical school days (I swear everything cool in America happened when my dad was in medical school in NYC. I'll ask him if he remembers something and he'll be like "Oh yeah, that was going on while I was in medical school.")
Rick Reilly's column (Life of Reilly) in the back of Sports Illustrated
the Kentucky Fried Movie (one of the funniest movies I have ever seen, contains short SNL-like clips, but targeted at a much more mature audience. Contains clips including "The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in; film at 11.")
The following riffs : 4:30 to 6:45 on To Live Is To Die on ..And Justice For All; the opening riff by James Iha in Mayonnaise on Siamese Dream; Jimmy Paige's stuff in Stairway to Heaven ('nuff said); the opening riff in Battery on Master of Puppets
Paintball / Laser Tag (at like Ultrazone or something)
The Senior Lounge at TJ
Stuff That Sucks
0:00 to 4:52 of Pay the Man on Americana. Its totally unnecessary
Getting up before 10 AM in the summer
People who collect stuff just to collect it, like people who buy comic books but leave them unopened in the bags because it would "ruin the mint condition". Its people like this who drive prices up and they suck.
Ska bands, country music, R&B, Z104, pretty boy groups
Non-caffeinated/Diet soda ("Whaddya got to drink, I'm thirsty.""Diet Coke.""I'm not that thirsty") <-- This conversation has actually occurred, I swear
Commercials on SNL (not the parody commercials, but regular commercials, cuz there's always too many of them)
Junior year of High School
Firewalls/Proxy Servers
How all the radio stations go on commercial break at the same time, which is usually right after you turn on the radio
Not having a car/Riding a bus (This may change soon, knock on wood, not that it wont still suck, but that I might get a car/not have to ride the bus)
Monday Night Football starting at 9:00 or later
the abrupt decline of the Chicago Bulls and the San Fransisco '49ers
Non-real time (ie. turn-based) strategy games (ie. Civilization, etc. BOOOOORING!)
Carneys.........you know, circus folk.......nomads........smell like cabbages..........small hands
More later, oh yes, there will be more
The contents of this page are not necessairily organized in order of coolness or how much they suck. For example, I COULD like Mini-Golf better than women.............but I don't. Mini-Golf, however, does kick serious ass.
