Yeah this is gonna be a page where I document the stupid shit I do
on weekends in the company of others. This is for posterity, so I will try
and keep all accounts as honest and accurate as possible. Check back often
for updates. Anyhow, without further adieu...... the stories.
Poker nights at Jasons have been pretty ill of late. Being able to sling around cards and smoke a few cigars on a Thursday night gets the weekend off to a good start. Here Jasons shows everyone why they called him "Lord of the Rings" in Australia. I have my ups and downs in the game, get pissed off and sometimes even dejected about how the game is going. Heres a tally of how games have gone from most recent backwards:
+$1.00
-$10.00
-$12.00
There have been a lot of parties at Kristins apartment at Radford, one
of the most memorable was the Xmas party we had. Here you can see
yours truly in my natural party state,
my favorite brew, Corona, in hand, just straight up chillin. I
recognize someone taking a
picture of me pretty quickly, even when sloshed. For some reason in this
picture I'm grabbing Julia's
legs and for some reason
Julia's arm too. Quarters
is always a popular party game, as is
Kings Cup (you can see I'm one of the last people holding a finger up for
"never have I ever" cuz I'm so goddamn wholesome. As a consequence, girls seem
to just swoon in my presence.
People tell me I'm 10 times cooler when I'm drunk and honestly I'm not sure
whether to take that in a positive or negative matter. Comments or thoughts
anyone?
History repeated itself this year with a night of craziness at UVA
before we went home for Thanksgiving break. Basically we were all drinking at
Seans house, and then for some reason, we decided it would be funny to
take a stroll thru campus drunk. Before we left, however, there were
shots for all. We
paused for the obligatory
group pic, among other
things. We had a dilemna at some point, and had to
consult a map (I'd like to
point out that that is a BLACKSBURG map and we were in
CHARLOTTESVILLE). Later that night I showed my appreciation for my
high schools namesake, although I'm
not entirely sure he appreciated it. We ran into this cop also, and it was the
darndest thing, Boggs and Kristin ditched Sean, Julia, and I to be lectured on
the dangers of drinking when its cold outside. Also, I'd say its entirely
possible we all passed out at the Whispering Well for as much as a half hour
without realizing it, as there is a hell of a lot of time that is unaccounted
for. On the way back to Seans place we stole a 2 wheeler dolley from out in
front of some bar and I might have pushed Boggs the length of UVA's main drag
on it. Needless to say we all slept late, and I spent the majority of the
drive back to NoVA passed out in the back of Boggs' car.
This is a picture (left to right) of
Sean, me, Robby and Jason chilling at Seans apt at UVA before we went out
and hit frats. This was the Friday night before Thanksgiving 2001.
Ok in the new room we have these signs
above our door and have added more since this picture was taken. Our
recycling bin usually has a pretty high percentage
of glass. Ryan's fridge isn't as
big as the one I had last year, but it can hold plenty of cold ones.
Home Lacrosse Weekend (4/6/01 thru 4/8/01)
Ok, this was the single home weekend we had during the entire spring
2001 lacrosse season, so I wanted to have a good time. My friend Sean from
HS was coming down from UVA for the weekend, so we wanted to get him real
shitty to show him how much better Tech is compared to UVA. Anyhow, needless
to say we were stocked for the
weekend (not pictured : my 2 12s of Miller Lite). Anyhow so Friday Sean got
in and we chilled around all afternoon. Then I had my lax game against NC
State (see lax page for details) and went and chilled at Chris' place after
the game. Jason and Sean rolled to a 15 keg deal at Roanoke St. Then
Saturday Sean and I threw around
for a while before my game. While I was at my game, Jason and Sean did some
pregaming and then went to this shindig going on over by McComas. The
highlight was the joust, a la
American Gladiators. Jason
immediately took the upper hand, and finally
knocked Sean out. I was pretty pissed that we
lost to Auburn, but I had to go out to dinner w/ my parents. Anyhow after
that, I came back and the pregaming started at Jason's room and then we moved
up and did some more in the 4th floor penthouse. We were heading out to
Collegiate Suites, so we took a bus out. We had a Hurricane 40 that
Andy,
Jason,
Lyle, and
I finished before the bus even
started moving. This chick named
Jessica that was dumb enough to sit
alone on the back seat of the bus helped us too. After we got off the bus,
the empty 40 bottle was demolished
in a spectacular fashion. Anyhow, after pissing behind several random
dumpsters, we finally arrived at our party, which had spilled out into the
street. After obtaining cups, we proceeded to
drink up. We made several trips
back to the keg, resulting in other
group pics. We
dipped out sometime later and
headed over to the rugby house, where we
regrouped with the penthouse dudes
to throw down some gang signs. Rugby sucked so we rolled out to the bus
stop to head back for some dorm drinking. During the waiting time, the
TJ Lax Crew rolled one of those huge
cable spools right down the middle of Prices Fork Road.
Jason tried to trade his
super-Mardi Gras beads for a ride home from like 10 different chicks, but
they would have none of it. Stupid bitches, where are you gonna find beads
like that without dropping to your knees. Anyhow, we had to run down a bus
to get back to campus, but we all got back, tossed back a couple more and
got a pizza. On the way back to the 2nd floor, Jason and I took a kickass
mirror pic.
Quotes :
Lets pass the 40 up to the busdriver - Boggs
You can't catch me, Im the gingerbread man - Jason
Everybody in the middle of the road for a goup photo - Jason
Its only 1030, but I'm half past drunk - Jason
This party is a HOasis - Sean
Jessica, can't you see, this was our destiny - Sean
STOP HARASSING ME - Jessica
Lets roll this wheel for TJ Lacrosse - Me
I invented the left turn, before me eveyone used to make 3 rights - Sean
Samuel Morse couldn't have telegraphed it better - Sean
Is this that nigga? Is this the illest nigga in Blacksburg? - Jason
